This girl I went to high school with that I’m fake friends w/ on Facebook just bought herself a new pair of jugs.
There are many many many things in this life I do not understand whatsoever—buying yourself a new fucking rack is one of them. I mean, I understand that everyone has certain insecurities and things that they don’t like about their bodies, but…PAYING MONEY FOR TITS!? GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT.
Listen, I know that not everyone has been blessed with the twins that I have endowed with, but…ladies, let’s be serious: no amount of cash will ever buy you a nice set of real feeling/looking jugs.
PLUS, THINK OF YOUR NIPPLES.
Just saying. (also, this is my 6,700th post. WHATUP.)
i think this is hilarious. yes.
…the fuck you mean I missed Boobquake 2010?
Our buds over at the all posted a list of real headlines from publications about the event, linking to the Daily Caller, who unabashedly give us what we’ve been wanting all along: shoddy historical analysis!
Well, hopefully that wasn’t statistically relevant either.
Thank goodness for COMMON SENSE and a SENSE OF HUMOUR!
Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi suggested women who wear revealing clothing are to blame for earthquakes. “Women who do not dress modestly…lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases (consequently) earthquakes,”
Prof. Benjamin Hill. “Ok, boobquake over, nonsense debunked. Back to being chased by scantily clad ladies. Prof B. Hill Signing off”
dear readers, i truly hope that wherever your homes may be that each and every one has a firm foundation, because yesterday ladies from all corners of the western world were performing a sort of new age rain dance of seismic proportions in hopes to cause an earthquake. from sea to shining…