This girl I went to high school with that I’m fake friends w/ on Facebook just bought herself a new pair of jugs.
There are many many many things in this life I do not understand whatsoever—buying yourself a new fucking rack is one of them. I mean, I understand that everyone has certain insecurities and things that they don’t like about their bodies, but…PAYING MONEY FOR TITS!? GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT.
Listen, I know that not everyone has been blessed with the twins that I have endowed with, but…ladies, let’s be serious: no amount of cash will ever buy you a nice set of real feeling/looking jugs.
PLUS, THINK OF YOUR NIPPLES.
Just saying. (also, this is my 6,700th post. WHATUP.)
i think this is hilarious. yes.
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sincewhendoessheblog said:
personally I don’t agree with this type of cosmetic surgery either. coming from someone with a perminant spot on the itty bitty titty comittee, in my opinion, there are better ways to deal with insecurities. plus I think fake tits look gross.
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jfkennedy said:
Natural > fake. But I’d never discriminate against breasts. It’s in my dna to love all types. :]
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thisstepsforward said:
I think it depends on the person. For instance my boobs are large, but they are completely different sizes. I have had some past surgery, and plan to have more. There is nothing really wrong if it makes an individual feel whole, or better.
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